Financial Adventurer Mugs

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

The economy dragging engineers along a roller-coaster.

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Sitting on risk.

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

"Auditor's here."

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

Sherpas now available to help you climb back into the market.

Scouting for bank acquisitions.

When accountants turn feral.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

Psycho Sam's Stocks & Bonds.

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

The Danger of Gambling

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

"Your steered the proper course, Cap'n, when you had us bury this instead of investing it in the market!"

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'Your pen, your phone and while you're at it, loan me your car.'

'It's not a game called 'Illegally Transferring Funds'. It's what I'm doing...illegally transferring funds.'

"For years I moved happily & successfully from one extravagant business failure to another..."

"I made a killing by working under the table...and you can, too!"

Smutty Stocks for Smutty Times!

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

'I'm sorry, Sir. Your money has been squandered in high risk hedge funds.'

Man convincing a friend to pay his bills

Loans. I've been living within my means, but now I want to work on a larger canvas!

"I take it this is your first car loan."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'