Financial Adventure Seeker Mugs

'Before we issue your loan there's one final requirement.'

'Please, sir. Help me open a kickstarter account...'

'Why do the bad things that happen to stupid investors always happen to me?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Time to buy.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

The Day Trader

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Stock market ups and downs.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'He's chasing the market.'