Financial Adventure Seeker Pillows

'Before we issue your loan there's one final requirement.'

'Why do the bad things that happen to stupid investors always happen to me?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

The Day Trader

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Stock market ups and downs.

'He's chasing the market.'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'