Financially Lighthearted Gifts

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'After reaching new heights, the stock market closed early due to an oubreak of acrophobia.'

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

Carpet cleaning

'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'

Coudl I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax!

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

It's a joint loan, but don't tell my husband.

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

Magnifying the Euro

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"