Financially Lighthearted Gifts

Next in business news we report on companies facing financial difficulties. Who's a good boy?! You are! Purr purr purr. You sound just like a motor boat. I will never understand human financial issues. The reporters were saying going belly up is a bad thing.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

'After reaching new heights, the stock market closed early due to an oubreak of acrophobia.'

'I received your cheque twice, once from you and once from the bank.'

Carpet cleaning

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

'You overpaid, but it's not enough to cover the 'Overpayment Surcharge Tax'.'

Magnifying the Euro

Coudl I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax!

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

It's a joint loan, but don't tell my husband.

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"