Film Gifts

Goldilocks at Sundance.

"There just aren't any good parts."

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'Books that stayed books.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you didn't make the final cut.'

Tony Hancock

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I'm his guardian."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'You don't look any better in 3D.'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"His schlock has gravitas."

"I prefer Meryl Streep not having fun."

"The whole concept is based on Hattie Jacques performance in 'Carry On Doctor'"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.