Film Maker Gifts

William Wallace and Gromit

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"I love my luvvie."

'Imagine what Hollywood special-effects people could do with this scene!'

'I'm filming a cutting-hedge documentary.'

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

3D business card

Looking for the next Hollywood blockbuster. . .

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Gérard Depardieu

Andy Warhol 1928-1987 Stayed here for fifteen minutes.

How most movies are filmed these days.

"Professor, we'd like to film you, and learn about your views of life, your family, and your hope for the future. It will be for a beer commercial."

"I got the part Mum! It's not even a wildlife documentary, it's a real film, so I actually get to act!"

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

The Delighted States of An Erica

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'We shoulda used Congleton.'

The director said 'cut'!

Wrangling War Films How to make and Fake them: VI A Zeppelin Raid on a Poultry Farm in the Vosges District

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Hollywood Think Tank

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

James Bond in a Snow Globe