Films Gifts

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Bonnie & Clydesdale

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"Is it any good?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'It isn't anything like the movie.'

"If it's such an important book, how come it hasn't been turned into a movie?"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Cat Cinema

The limits of power

12 Angry Laptops

Find the reviewer

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

The First Case Of Stolen Identity

'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'I do hate it when they squeeze the end credits like this!'

"I'm a big film buff."

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'