Films Mugs

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

Bonnie & Clydesdale

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"Is it any good?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"Mr. Cruise, I presume. Star of the box-office hit 'Transmission Impossible'."

"If it's such an important book, how come it hasn't been turned into a movie?"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'It isn't anything like the movie.'

12 Angry Laptops

The limits of power

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Find the reviewer

"Meet a girl? Fall in love? Move to the city? You need to set more realistic goals, son."

Cat Cinema

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Now I identify with Mrs. Robinson.'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Federico Fellini.

'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'

'The name's Bond...Euro Bond.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Alfred Hitchhiking.'