Film Pillows

Goldilocks at Sundance.

"You laughing at my mule?"

"There just aren't any good parts."

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

"It's your father's idea. He wants you to take quicker showers.'"

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

'Ah, Mr Bond, I've been expecting you...'

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Books that stayed books.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you didn't make the final cut.'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

"Okay H.D. - break a leg."

"I'm his guardian."

'You don't look any better in 3D.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Tony Hancock

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

Later, Don Diego de Vega would modify his mark to a simple letter Z.

Wordilly Durdillies - Woody Alien

"His schlock has gravitas."