Financial Film Enthusiasts Gifts

'Dad, is this a movie about dinosaurs or Wall Street?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Getting to Know You

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Harriet Walter

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Quentin Tarantino

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Oscars 2024

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.