Stall Operator Gifts

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

High security Santa's grotto

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"Come on! You can squeeze in with us!"

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"Sorry. Full."

"Up, please."

'I just love the holidays. It's such a happy time of year!'

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

"It's not a terrible job considering I started in animal testing."