Roller Operator Gifts

"My new date must have a fabulous job, apparently he drives a roller."

Very Difficult Conversations

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Face Painting.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Chicken Coupe.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Roller-coaster

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

A cheese grader

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Hello-goodbye.'

Woman holding two phones together.