Roller Operator Pillows

"My new date must have a fabulous job, apparently he drives a roller."

Very Difficult Conversations

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Time Clock

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Face Painting.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Chicken Coupe.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Roller-coaster

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

A cheese grader

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'Hello-goodbye.'