Locomotive Operator Pillows

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Run from the hills!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Speeding Forklift

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Coastguard

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Rescue Guide

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Rodin's Tram Driver

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Pork Lift

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Digger.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The Church-Going Bell.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"