Locomotive Operator Prints

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Run from the hills!

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Speeding Forklift

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Coastguard

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Rescue Guide

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Rodin's Tram Driver

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Pork Lift

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

The Church-Going Bell.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Digger.

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."