Steam Roller Operator Gifts

Funeral of a steam roller engineer.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Husband bakes a pie

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Time Clock

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I found another pothole.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

A cheese grader

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Digger.

BE.. All that you can BE...

"Sit."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Hello-goodbye.'

Oil Workers