Steamroller Aficionado Gifts

Winter Roadwork...

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Run from the hills!

Streetcar in New Orleans

The interminable!

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Stock market ups and downs.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Monster Roller Coaster

Rollercoaster police chase.

"What a week!"

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'What about the company car you promised?'

Gas price rollercoaster.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."