Steamboat Aficionado Gifts

River Guerillas - Explosion of a Shell in Ladies Salon of Steamer 'Welcome', at Waaterproof, Mississipi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Run from the hills!

The Imperfect Storm

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Don't row so hard!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Thames Pizza