Riverboat Aficionado Gifts

"It's jazz, coming up the river from New Orleans."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Business Duck

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Man painting MOM on boat

Tunnel of fleeting love.

The Imperfect Storm

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'