Riverboat History Buff Gifts

"Why, it's chemistry, coming up the river from New Orleans."

Remote control pirate bully

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Man painting MOM on boat

"Destroyers"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'We should talk more.'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Iron clad sailors

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Captain Thomas Coram.

U Boat

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Suez canal blocking.

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

'I try to help when I can.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Admiral Compass

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane