Riverboats Gifts

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Dam it all

Funnel of Love.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Could you give us a push?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Fishing Contest

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Salmon with a gas mask.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Coarse Fishing.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

A heron wearing waders.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Boat Race and Dog

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."