Riverboat Dreamer Gifts

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Whale Romance

Ever Given

Fishy tail.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

An Appreciation

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

My First Boat

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Heavenly Ships

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"Don't even think about it."

"Any luck"

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

A painter drawing a ship

Wading Pool Watercolor

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Set Sail

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'