Houseboat Dreamer Gifts

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Ever Given

Whale Romance

My First Boat

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Heavenly Ships

Living in a snow globe.

"Any luck"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

Set Sail

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

How not to dock a houseboat.

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

"That's my personal most wanted list."

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

Whale eats submarine.

Child blowing house bubbles.