Houseboat Dreamer Prints

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Ever Given

Whale Romance

My First Boat

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Heavenly Ships

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Living in a snow globe.

"Any luck"

How not to dock a houseboat.

'There are a lot of misconceptions about death.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Set Sail

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

"That's my personal most wanted list."

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

Child blowing house bubbles.

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

Whale eats submarine.