Riverboat Admirer Gifts

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Subwoofer

Fishing Boat Derby

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A meeting on the pier

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

Salmon with a gas mask.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Who knows how far up we are? Raise your hands.'

They were all out of sharks

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

SS Superhero

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

No, you're still saying arrr, not ahhh.