Boat Builder Admirer Gifts

"You've been so busy with your boat that you let our flood insurance expire, Noah."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing Boat Derby

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

A meeting on the pier

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

'How about this one?'

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

I hate these flying fish

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship