Boat Builder Admirer Gifts

"You've been so busy with your boat that you let our flood insurance expire, Noah."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing Boat Derby

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

A meeting on the pier

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Look at these! Now, do you believe in evolution?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

I hate these flying fish

'How about this one?'

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."