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"Why, it's chemistry, coming up the river from New Orleans."

Remote control pirate bully

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Man painting MOM on boat

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Destroyers"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Iron clad sailors

Captain Thomas Coram.

Salmon with a gas mask.

U Boat

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'I try to help when I can.'

Suez canal blocking.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Admiral Compass

A One-Sided View.

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"