Steam Roller Spotting Gifts

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Run from the hills!

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

An Appreciation

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"I think the milk's off!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

Winter Roadwork...

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Behind every great teacher is a class rolling its eyes.'

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Replacement Bus Service Spotter