Steam Dreamer Gifts

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

'This is the last time I ask where the smoking section is.'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"Are you crazy or what?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm bored."

"River well stocked this year."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Boy pilot.

Electric Blanket.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Airliner

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Whale Romance

Window in the Sky.

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Witch dice.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

An Appreciation

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Picasso Cloud.

Guitar Hero.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.