Smokestack Dreamer Gifts

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"River well stocked this year."

'I don't like to take chances.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

An Appreciation

twist building

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"We've decided to add forty floors."

'We lost funding.'

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

Save this Wilderness.

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'