Steak Dreamer Gifts

"We have a steak in your future"

"Just once, I'd like to have a great big, juicy steak!"

"Hmmm, goals for the future. Should I say hamburger? No, he;ll think I don't have ambition. . ."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"River well stocked this year."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

An Appreciation

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

Lean beef

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

'He has an amazing attention span.'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

Janis

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

Peter Gabriel