Dam Dreamer Gifts

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

Beaver sees Hoover Dam: "You've got to be kidding me."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

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