Dam Dreamer Gifts

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

Beaver sees Hoover Dam: "You've got to be kidding me."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Angel Music

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.