Dock Dreamer Gifts

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Tourist

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Creator's Block

Tourist in the desert

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

My First Boat

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

A drone laying an egg

Desk Request

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

society of cartoonists...

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Parsifal

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

Karate School.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Drone Santa.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."