Checkout Operator Gifts

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Filming the Crocodile.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'