Checkout Operators Gifts

"Yo! Check it out"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

10 items or less

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

Hell for cashiers.

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

Shopping Cart Races

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

10 Items or Less or Else.

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Need any help with packing?'

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

The Checkout Girl

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

"Shopping always makes me hungry."