Checkout Champions Gifts

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'

Shopping Cart Races

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Self Checkout

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Which eight do you want?'

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

12 items or less. 12 items or else.

To get customer service please scream loudly 'Dear God is there no one there, what do I have to do to get serviced...I'm going to take my money somewhere else...'

"King me!"

10 Items or Less or Else.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'Need any help with packing?'

"Would you like me to help you pack, or throw your shopping towards you at such a speed, you experience both stress and annoyance?"