Checkout Worker Gifts

The Checkout Girl

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

How much would you take off for cash?

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

'I need names and credit card receipts for everyone who bought Chicken Soup for the Terrorist's Soul.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"Yo! Check it out"

A Woman Shopping.

"It's a wrap!"

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'