Card Shop Worker Gifts

'I'm retiring tomorrow. . . do you have any 'So Long, Suckers' cards?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

How About Serving Us For a Change

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

How much would you take off for cash?

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Never date a medical illustrator.

Greeting Cards

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'