Tourist Shop Worker Gifts

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Early Micronesian Casino

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'