Tourist Shop Worker T-Shirts

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

How About Serving Us For a Change

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Early Micronesian Casino

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'