Shop-tourist Gifts

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Everything's gone up."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mistaken identity.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars