Shop-tourist Pillows

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Everything's gone up."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Mistaken identity.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'