Tourism Worker Gifts

Multi-million pound visitor centre - 'To be honest, this is the only place in the city worth visiting'

'Nah, the dike's not leaking. I charge tourists five dollars to take my picture.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Postcards from Heaven...

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Overly wordy travel.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

Tourism Industry

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

Castaway is part of a cruise tour.

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

NYC Walking Tour

Punch has a smoking break.