New Job In Tourism Gifts

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

A private jet takes off

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'He must be going economy!'

Travel looks strong!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'No tipping please.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'The service was crap.'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

'The Princess and the Mint.'

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'