New Job In Tourism Gifts

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

A private jet takes off

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'He must be going economy!'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'No tipping please.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

'The service was crap.'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'The Princess and the Mint.'

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."