Tourism Industry Professional Gifts

Airport Body Scanner.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

Welcome to Australia. This may help you enjoy your stay.

US-Cuba Relations

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Travel looks strong!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Call Your Office

Postcards from Heaven...

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

You Are Here.

Tourist Information.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Tourism Industry

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

NYC Walking Tour

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'