Tourism Industry Professional Mugs

Airport Body Scanner.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

Welcome to Australia. This may help you enjoy your stay.

US-Cuba Relations

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Travel looks strong!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Call Your Office

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Postcards from Heaven...

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Airline baggage check in with no custom

You Are Here.

Tourist Information.

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism Industry

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

'Honey, they've got wireless.'