Tourism Worker Mugs

Multi-million pound visitor centre - 'To be honest, this is the only place in the city worth visiting'

'Nah, the dike's not leaking. I charge tourists five dollars to take my picture.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Travel looks strong!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Postcards from Heaven...

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Overly wordy travel.

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

Tourism Industry

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

Punch has a smoking break.