Travel Industry Worker Mugs

Beverage Service "Distancing"

"Gosh, you look familiar. Have we flown together?"

"Going camping?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

Overly wordy travel.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Perhaps it was the eel," The Lefleurs commiserate with their paying guest.

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."

Departure/Arrival

US-Cuba Relations

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'

"And to all of you who swore you'd never fly this airline again - welcome back."

Prepping for Rerserve

Transport Cafe

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies

Airport Body Scanner.

"I don't think you'll need to worry about that for a while."

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .