Tourism Manager Gifts

'There's another business that's downsizing.'

"I'm delighted our manager wants to hold on to us...but this branding idea is taking it too far!"

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Travel looks strong!

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Postcards from Heaven...

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Suite Hereafter

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Mini Bar

'What if I promise not to look?'

No early morning tea past this landing

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Seal blubber stew

Plane with banner shoots at another.

French 75s at the Stafford