Tourism Manager T-Shirts

'There's another business that's downsizing.'

"I'm delighted our manager wants to hold on to us...but this branding idea is taking it too far!"

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Travel looks strong!

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Postcards from Heaven...

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

The Suite Hereafter

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Mini Bar

'Bed & Bagel'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Special! Continental breakfast...$3.99: 'What continent is this suppose to represent - Antarctica!'

No early morning tea past this landing

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Seal blubber stew

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

French 75s at the Stafford

Hotel mini-bar.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue